then you’ll spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder, 等著一次有一次重蹈覆轍。

waiting for everything to go wrong all over again. 你的老板對(duì)你百般挑剔，

your boss is picking on you, 辦公室里的每一個(gè)人都讓你發(fā)瘋。

and everyone in the office is driving you crazy. 你可能會(huì)頭疼欲裂，

you might have a splitting headache, 或重心不穩(wěn)跌個(gè)正著，口臭、牙痛、不停放屁、口干舌燥，

or a slipped dish, bad breath, a toothache, chronic gas, dry lips, 或是指甲長(zhǎng)到肉里頭了。

or a nasty ingrown toenail. 最后你會(huì)變成一個(gè)易怒的、憤世嫉俗的，或者是 一個(gè)可憐兮兮的、哭哭啼啼的受害者。

all the while becoming crusty and cynical or a pathetic, sniveling victim. 這的確很蠢， 因?yàn)槟阒荒茌p一次，而且絕對(duì)不可能老兩次。

this is crazy, because you’re only young once and you’re never